My favorite golf joke

My favorite golf joke, in honor of David Toms:

A man and his friends were treated to a round of golf at Pebble Beach by their wives.  They planned the round for months, and on a beautiful sunny Carmel day, he left to play the round of his dreams.  

When he came home, he looked tired and sweaty.  His wife came up to him and asked, “What’s wrong?  How was your round?”

“Oh, it was terrible”, he sighed.  “David collapsed on the first hole from a heart attack and died right there on the course.”

“Oh my God, you poor thing!  That must have been awful!”

“You’re telling me…  All day long, it was hit the ball, drag David, hit the ball, drag David…”