Nothing in life is free...

Here’s something that counts as a bit of a free roll. If you have a spam-able email address (and I know you do), you can register at SI.com to win a million bucks! All you have to do is guess the EXACT order of every division in MLB this year, along with getting each playoff series right, and you can win ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS.

Oh sure the odds are astronomical, but given that it’s FREE, your EV is, oh, about .0003 cents, which is infinitesimal, but at least it’s positive. Remember, use your seventeenth email address or you'll probably get slammed by the spambots.

Here’s the link. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fantasy/ . Good luck!