“It’s not that I’m lazy… It’s that I just don’t care.”

“My only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.”

– Peter Gibbons in the movie Office Space and me every freakin’ day

Of course, I’m blogging this from my desk, so take that for what it’s worth.